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Using Fake Doctor’s Notes for Work, School, and More

a few helpful doctors ready to excuse youIf the day to day routine is riding on your last nerve and your tired of the drama, the chaos or the plain old repetition maybe your in need of a few days off. The question is not when, it is how. How to get a day or two off work or out of those same old classes? You may not be sick, but illness almost always works, after all who wants to argue with a doctor over what is better for your health.A doctor’s excuse from activity or work is a proven way to get some of those much needed days of R&R. The problem is you are not actually physically sick and you can not find a doctor who will just right you and excuse.
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The answer is simple, fake it. Find a fake doctor’s note that fits your needs and you are set.There are many ways to acquire a fictitious doctor’s note. Online offers several immediate downloads that may serve your purpose. Some may be free while others may cost a little bit (lets face it nothing good is free). The key to acquiring and achieving the time off is believability. Some people are to focused on the time off work to really put a good amount of thought into what makes a successful forging. For example the person who is looking for multiple days off should have an illness that actually takes a few days to recover from. An employer may see straight through the employee that turns in a note that explains the patient is unable to work due to the pain from a sprained muscle if the next day said individual returns to work with no expression of pain and a pep in their step.

Together we can review a few of the most common mistakes made with the use of fake doctor excuses.

1. Stay within the realm of possibility. As previously mentioned the excuse should match the time off and the person using the excuse. The flu makes an effective three days off however that works best during flu season.
2. A professional looking excuse is always best. While some may be able to get off work using a poorly forged excuse most are not so fortunate. Things to consider would be the type of paper used, the doctor’s name (to ensure it is not some funny prank name), and the name of the clinic.
 3. Another common mistake is that if using a website for a doctor’s note then you should ensure that it is not marked as a novelty item. This is a certain and dead giveaway as there are websites that assist managers in the detection of fake excuses. The internet helps those who pay you just as much as it helps you stick it to the man.

4. Also you will want to ensure that if an address is given that it within range of your area. It is best to seek s site that offers the consumer the option for adjustments like these.

 

5. If there is a phone number posted on the excuse it may be best to pay the extra amount that offers a call back support. That way if your manager or school call the office for verification they are able to speak to someone who will give credit to your case instead of just a random phone number.

 

6. And finally as with all good misdirections you will want to keep track of your previous excuses and when you used them. It is always best if you frequently use excuses in this manor to be alert to what you have used, how, for how long, and when. It may be best to write it all down and to keep a copy of the excuse for your own records.

 If you need the best fake doctor’s notes website we’ve ever seen, go to bestfakedoctorsnotes.net.

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73 Comments

  • On 06/05/2015 at 10:08 PM Jackie Renner said

    Jackie was seen in our office today for strep symptoms. Please excuse Jackie from work and school from 5/6/15-5/9/15.

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    • On 22/05/2015 at 11:17 PM udu said

      contact us for Jackie then then we can help her find out what she want to do and tell her to call my office

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  • On 06/05/2015 at 11:05 PM Chanda Kimberly Putnam said

    Possible fracture of wrist Will need to keep arm supported and iced 3 to 4 times a day for the next few weeks stay out of sports and stay away from running or any kind of activity in a few weeks you will have another check up due to falling on wrist 5/6/15-5/25/15

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    • On 20/05/2015 at 12:44 PM John in Illinois said

      John was seen in our office for fall. Possible fracture of wrist Will need to keep arm supported and iced 3 to 4 times a day for the next few weeks stay out of sports and stay away from running or any kind of activity in a few weeks you will have another check up due to falling on wrist 5/17/15-5/24/15

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  • On 07/05/2015 at 5:57 AM Eddy said

    Doctors visit
    5/6/2015

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    • On 22/05/2015 at 11:11 PM udu said

      this could be a great idea and we need a big ad site to get a way to tka eover people lives

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  • On 07/05/2015 at 7:09 AM Jose said

    Jose was seen in our office today for strep symptoms. Please excuse Jose from work and school from 4/14/15-4/16/15.

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  • On 07/05/2015 at 10:22 AM Patrice Hutchinson said

    Doctors visit excuse from work 5/7/15

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  • On 07/05/2015 at 2:27 PM Kelvin Howard said

    Kelvin Howard 306 Cleaver Street’ Elizabethtown, My. 7 May 15, I am having Castro problems.

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  • On 07/05/2015 at 5:34 PM Taylor King said

    Was seen may 7th, can return to school may 8th.

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  • On 08/05/2015 at 9:47 AM Eduardo said

    Was given medication for his stomach virus due to food poisoning. Please excuse for 5/8/2015

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  • On 08/05/2015 at 1:23 PM Tuli Chowdhury said

    My name is Tuli Chowdhury
    Need for
    May 8 2015 reason: fever
    April 30 2015 reason:sore throat
    Toronto, Ontario

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  • On 10/05/2015 at 2:01 PM Johnf445 said

    Very good blog post.Really thank you! Fantastic. eceefeeeeadd

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  • On 11/05/2015 at 1:08 AM Olivia said

    Need a note for May 11 2015 saying I had a doctors appointment at 8:30

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  • On 11/05/2015 at 5:26 AM Pharmb554 said

    Very nice site!

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  • On 11/05/2015 at 12:25 PM Elizabeth said

    How about a knee injury for one week? 5/4-5/11?

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    • On 11/05/2015 at 12:26 PM Elizabeth said

      location is Ocala, Fl.

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    • On 22/05/2015 at 11:14 PM udu said

      no I do not think so

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  • On 11/05/2015 at 12:57 PM Robert Luis Garcia said

    Robert was seen in our offices today for hypotension. Please excuse from work from 5/09 to 5/10

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  • On 11/05/2015 at 3:23 PM Brian cohen said

    Excuse 5/5/2015-5/8/2015
    Illness: fever/severe inflammation of larynx
    Location:Kissimmee fl 34744

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  • On 11/05/2015 at 6:31 PM Mohapi said

    My name is Mohapi Tau
    need one for 5 & 6 May 2015 , reason: Anxiety

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  • On 11/05/2015 at 10:32 PM Abel Ibarra said

    Location Anaheim Ca, Illness: high fever along with a lot of mucus and allergies Dates excused: Thursday May 07 Friday May 08

    Thank you

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  • On 12/05/2015 at 8:10 AM chasmyn cromer said

    check up on 5/11/15

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    • On 22/05/2015 at 11:13 PM udu said

      people should start coming to my office where I can give u yours needs and what u need in order to get better or b better

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  • On 12/05/2015 at 9:51 AM charlie said

    food poisoning 5/9/15-5/11/15 savanna ga

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  • On 12/05/2015 at 11:46 AM olivia dean said

    My name is Olivia Dean my location is Cleveland Ohio and my illness is a stomach virus and I need this excused doctors note asap

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  • On 12/05/2015 at 3:58 PM Jamis Boddie said

    I need a doctors note for 05/11/2014 for a follow up check up

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  • On 12/05/2015 at 4:13 PM De'Viona Andrade said

    I need a doctors note for 5/13/15 after a biopsy on my leg, and i have stitches and am not able to walk.

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  • On 12/05/2015 at 4:21 PM Maria said

    Maria was seen at our office today due to lateral abdominal pain. Please excuse her from work/school from May 11, 2015 -May 12, 2015

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  • On 12/05/2015 at 7:33 PM Destinee said

    Hi my name is destinee Barrie and I live in memphis tn but I need a doctors note to turn into the nike factory for missing work on May 12 2015. I can return to work on May 13 2015.I missed work for not being able to catch my breath at all times.

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  • On 13/05/2015 at 11:44 AM Evan talley said

    Evan Talley
    Baltimore, Maryland
    Sinus Infection
    5/12/2015

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  • On 13/05/2015 at 11:50 AM Jerry said

    need note for ruptured blood vessels in inner left ear for may 13 an 14 20015

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  • On 13/05/2015 at 2:10 PM maria rodriguez said

    my daughter was sick and had to take her to see her doctor

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  • On 14/05/2015 at 6:22 AM Maria said

    please excuse maria, she was seen for strep throat symptoms on 3/24, she can return on 3/27.
    Kalamazoo, Michigan

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  • On 14/05/2015 at 9:09 PM Kimber said

    need an excuse note for my son 5/13 and 5/14/ 2015

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  • On 15/05/2015 at 8:38 AM Taylor said

    Taylor Gaherty was seen in our office today. Please excuse from work/school from 5/15/15.

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  • On 15/05/2015 at 11:19 AM Jasmine Smalls said

    need an excuse note for myself 5/15 , for taking my son to the doctor .

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  • On 15/05/2015 at 4:53 PM Mitch said

    Need a note for taking my son to the doctors May11-12,2015

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  • On 16/05/2015 at 9:44 AM Emily said

    Emily was seen in our office today for stomach virus due to food poisoning. Please excuse her from work on 5/16/2015. Thank you.

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  • On 16/05/2015 at 2:23 PM Halle Muche said

    Halle was seen in our office today for strep symptoms. She has a doctors visit May 16, 2015.

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  • On 17/05/2015 at 10:57 AM Evan Burbano said

    Evan Burbano. 801 nw 17act, Miami Fl 33125

    Evan woke up throwing up today, May,17,2015 due to him drinking expired milk last night by accident. Please excuse Evan from work on May,17,2015. Thank you.

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  • On 18/05/2015 at 10:29 AM levi said

    Please excuse Levi from school on 5/8/15 for an appointment with Dr.Bista. Thank you

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  • On 18/05/2015 at 10:58 AM Halen Gotcher said

    208 Sparrow Hawk
    McKinney, TX 75070
    Cold

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  • On 18/05/2015 at 12:40 PM kelly gallagher said

    san jose, ca strep throat

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  • On 18/05/2015 at 6:41 PM Shavonne said

    Lake Charles,la
    Doctors appointment

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  • On 18/05/2015 at 8:52 PM Lorenzo Javellana said

    Needed stitches on inner left thigh. 5/18/15

    Reply

  • On 18/05/2015 at 9:18 PM Rosenea said

    I was in a motorcycle accident on april 28th 2015 and missed work for 7 days. Because of a leg injury, i need a note to go back to work.

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  • On 19/05/2015 at 6:54 AM Florencia Izquierdo said

    Need it for 05/19/15 for work and school strep symptoms

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  • On 19/05/2015 at 7:36 AM Patrick Jones said

    4907 Woodhaven drive
    5/22/15 to 5/24/15
    need it for work blood pressure

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  • On 20/05/2015 at 1:56 PM damaris morales said

    Damaris was seen in our office today with stomach flu symptoms. Please excuse damaris from school from may 18, 2015 – may 20, 2015

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  • On 20/05/2015 at 10:59 PM Danielle Okeeffe Chicago il said

    Danielle Okeeffe was in the hospital with Christine Okeeffe please excuse her on 5/26/2015 – 6/7/2015

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  • On 20/05/2015 at 10:59 PM ghj said

    Hjlli

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  • On 21/05/2015 at 8:25 AM Jaice taylor said

    Doctors visit for fiancé who was in a car accident as of last night 5/20/2015

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  • On 21/05/2015 at 2:51 PM Zenia said

    Zenia Gonzales the date is from 17 to 19 the place was children hospital 4650 sunset blvd Los Angeles ca 90027
    please make my letter as if I was with my daughter at the hospital and couldn’t come to work

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  • On 21/05/2015 at 10:23 PM Kayla said

    Kayla was seen today, she was in a car accident and she had a stroke while being here. Please excuse her 5/13-5/19 she needs her rest. My address is 4305 Maryland ave apt a.

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  • On 22/05/2015 at 1:06 PM Whitney said

    This child was under my care. Will be able to return to school the following day.

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  • On 22/05/2015 at 3:34 PM Janely T said

    Name is Janely Trujillo
    Need for
    May 28, 2015 reason: check up for health
    Greenfield, CA

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  • On 22/05/2015 at 11:18 PM udu said

    well people getting sick and no helping like come on now like u can atlease help the people that are sick like come on now

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  • On 23/05/2015 at 6:23 AM Michelle Hester said

    Saint Louis,MO
    hand cramps and liquor poisoning

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  • On 23/05/2015 at 6:24 AM Michelle Hester said

    Saint Louis,MO
    hand cramps and liquor poisoning
    Need for May 22/23

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  • On 24/05/2015 at 12:58 AM Pharma895 said

    Very nice site!

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  • On 24/05/2015 at 3:50 AM Pharma889 said

    Very nice site!

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  • On 24/05/2015 at 12:18 PM Pharmg636 said

    Very nice site!

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  • On 25/05/2015 at 5:06 PM Isabella said

    isabella DeFehr, Nampa,

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  • On 25/05/2015 at 5:10 PM Isabella said

    Isabella DeFehr, Nampa, Idaho. Severe allergic reaction to something I ate on May 25th

    Reply

  • On 25/05/2015 at 5:44 PM Josie Han said

    headaches may 18 to May 23

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  • On 26/05/2015 at 10:34 AM katie said

    Katie was seen at our office on 5/23/15 and is excused from work for the following dates: 5/23/15- 5/24/15

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  • On 26/05/2015 at 10:58 AM Tia said

    Tia Hines had nausea and vomiting and could not hold any food down the day of 5/24/2015 so I missed work.

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  • On 26/05/2015 at 7:40 PM roxcell said

    Ear infection and fever 05/26/2015

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  • On 26/05/2015 at 9:59 PM Andrea said

    Need to get wisdom tooth remove

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  • On 27/05/2015 at 7:28 AM Ernesto Rivera said

    having problems going to the bath room

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  • On 27/05/2015 at 8:42 AM Vance Crichlow JR said

    Stomach pain food poisoning

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  • On 27/05/2015 at 3:10 PM jenna said

    Out may 21st and may 22nd due to an uti at holzer in Jackson ohio

    Reply

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